Lindsey Bishop

Home is where the 💜 is, mine belongs to ECU and Hill's Point. ☠️🌾🛶Here to keep record of convos I have with my dog and cat.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

my body is not a temple it is a chuck e. cheese✨

[Lindsey Bishop @lindsbishop]

Sign me up RT @ShepRose: Dating app for crazy people. Unhinged

[Lindsey Bishop @lindsbishop]

DONT TEASE ME LIKE THIS RT @BravoTV: If we were to hypothetically strand 7 Housewives on a deserted island and film it, who should we cast? Hypothetically.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Lizzie Mcguire is shredded.

[Lindsey Bishop @lindsbishop]

It’s hard to feel bad about yourself when you have 8 followers on TikTok

[Lindsey Bishop @lindsbishop]

Does anyone else have issues getting cleats out of a Peloton or am I the only one that keeps getting stuck on this bike?

[Miriel Thomas Reneau @mirielmargaret]

I’m writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what I’m doing. “I’m writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend’s mom died,” I say.

He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks, oh so tentatively

“...that’s just to be kind, right? You’re not the one who did it?”

[Lindsey Bishop @lindsbishop]

😂😂RT @feralsapphic: if someone were to tenderly tuck a strand of hair behind my ear right now i'd probably black out

[FKA COWBOY @_ceaux]

Homegirl got her arm ripped off by a tiger and Joe Exotic’s first move was to throw on the EMS bomber. The drip never takes a backseat. #TigerKing

[Lindsey Bishop @lindsbishop]

Did Madi punch Peter’s mom or something? Why does she dislike her so much?#TheBachelor

[Diggy Moreland @diggymoreland]

i don't know if I ever want this dude who can't make tough decisions to FLY ME IN A PLANE.

#thebachelor

[Diggy Moreland @diggymoreland]

...and why they got Hannah staying at the Red Roof Inn?! I'm triggered. #thebachelor

[Lindsey Bishop @lindsbishop]

Literally no one asked for a Bachelor music series #TheBachelor

[Lindsey Bishop @lindsbishop]

Did one of the eliminated girls stitch Peter’s forehead up?#TheBachelor

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

Nothing gives me more anxiety than when a straight man tries to shake my hand (or whatever it is they do) but it's worse now when we know 70% of them don't wash their hands

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

👩🏻‍🦰👑

[Lindsey Bishop @lindsbishop]

@diggymoreland are we sure Peter didn’t slam that glass into his head on purpose?

[Diggy Moreland @diggymoreland]

Watching this episode is free and I still want my money back. #thebachelor