Lindsay Pollard

nothin a little guac can't fix

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

@Gporter013 Not much wbu

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

Is it just me or do you get really grossed out at pictures of other people’s thanksgiving food????

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

I barely glanced at something while walking by at Target yesterday and now it’s an add on my Instagram. Enough is enough!!!!

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

@PaigeLoggins On the plus side, there's probably close to no actual real meat in the Dino nuggs so I say go for it 🙃🙃

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

@emilleesusanne This is a joke right!!? It's obviously not saying Yanny..

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

@PaigeLoggins Wish I was with you on this

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

Feeling let down that my church didn't break out the kids with palm branches for Palm Sunday

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

Imagine if social media was like LinkedIn and you could see who viewed your profile wowzers

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

When I hear a noise and Charlie also hears said noise, I think to myself "it was nice knowing you"

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

@__aep Is that paper laminated

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

@bebe_furrow Worse than you using the word "unhip"

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

Lady sneezed ALL over the produce earlier at Kroger. Friendly reminder to wash that stuff before you eat it 🤢

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

FedEx man just came flying down the street on two wheels. It's that time of year

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

@oliviamoorlach In other news, does your dad know you're posting pics of him in running tights to social media???

[David Archuleta @DavidArchie]

When you try to sing all the parts... to your own song.

[Albion Fit @albionfit]

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We'll be picking 3 lucky winners over the next week. ❤️ Good luck!

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

When I'm in the car waiting on my mom while running errands

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

*knock on door*
*Lindsay answers door*
Person at door: Hi! Are your parents home?
Me: 🙃🙃🙃🙃 My parents don't live here.
Person: Oh..I'm sorry

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

Watching food network with Christian:
*chefs making pasta with artichokes and olives*
"Augh is this Fear Factor?! Who has to eat this?!!!"

[Lindsay Pollard @lindscp]

I go to my dads office and cut his hair on the back loading dock. If that ain't service idk what is