🌿🍄𝐿𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 𝒟𝑜𝓃𝑜𝓋𝒶𝓃 🍄🌿

Too many weapons, too little tea MLS22

[🌿🍄𝐿𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 𝒟𝑜𝓃𝑜𝓋𝒶𝓃 🍄🌿 @lindsey_donovan]

The Euthanasia Coaster is how I wanna go out

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok

[🌿🍄𝐿𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 𝒟𝑜𝓃𝑜𝓋𝒶𝓃 🍄🌿 @lindsey_donovan]

Listening to Willow by Taylor Swift makes me feel so ethereal.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

😂

[clintoris @clintoris]

When a gay person says “wait no because like” they’re about to say the most incoherent sentence you’ve ever heard

[sean @Swhln]

chasing after a ping pong ball is so dehumanizing

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

me risking my job, career and future for an extra 10 minute’s sleep every morning:

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

i wanna be mysterious sooo bad but i can not shut the fuck up

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Maybe you’re a “night owl”

Or maybe you have Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome & nothing you do makes a difference in how late you wake up or when you can go to sleep so you stay up late every night since you can’t sleep anyway because your circadian rhythm is in the wrong timezone.

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

Husband grabbed bagel sandwiches for breakfast (hunting)

I stayed in bed liking TikToks for us to watch later (gathering)

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[JohnMtz ☀�� @johnmtzz]

Two incomes is better than one ! so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial freedom advice !

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is thinking about all the things you have to do, getting stressed about all the things, worrying about the consequences of not doing the things, but still feeling stuck and unable to do any of the things.

[🌿🍄𝐿𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 𝒟𝑜𝓃𝑜𝓋𝒶𝓃 🍄🌿 @lindsey_donovan]

Stars, stripes, and injustice

[liv 🪐 @oliviabrnch]

do NOT dip ur fruit at belle isle!!!! i repeat DO NOT DIP UR FRUIT

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i’m honestly a pretty productive person except for if there’s even one noise or sound

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

Slowly, surely, you will feel whole again🌘🌗🌖🌕 (1/2)