Lindsey Henderson

[Lindsey Henderson @lindseyhwarner]

@JimGaffigan It never gets easier

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@kenjeong I thought the custodian was the ghost.

[Lindsey Henderson @lindseyhwarner]

My heart hurts for everyone involved, but I believe Christine did what had to be done. I hate to see a marriage dissolve, but she has to take care of herself before she can take care of her children. You can't pour from an empty cup. #SisterWives

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@YNB Just remember, the only season without you was the worst season.

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@thegoodcatboy I love your nose freckles. 🥰

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@KLZimmy @EmrgencyKittens I had a similar situation, when recovering from sinus surgery, but involving nose boops.

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@GifZelda Wait! He's not Zelda?!

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@AwwwwCats I don't like babies, but sweet damn that's cute!

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@alexjkane Parks and Rec, The Office, Scrubs, and Community. I could just sign up for NBC's streaming service, and give up everything else. Everything, and just be an NBC binging shut-in.

[Lindsey Henderson @lindseyhwarner]

@JasonIsbell Busted my nose, in another kid's ribcage. Never put a slip'n'slide on a hill where the person at the top can't see the person at the bottom. Man, those things were fun!

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@gradywsmith Tough call! I can't decide between Distant Shore, Gonna Get There Someday, Train Travelin', and about half of the Riser album.

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@Octav1usKitten Bunny = Virgil (my brother)
Mocha = Mocha (my nephew, not giving a f#$! at the vet's)

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@JasonIsbell Bowel preps

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@Octav1usKitten Ginger = Greta (my baby)
Tortie = Micki Gardner (my sister, the favorite child)
Tabby = Isabel (my other sister, total itch w/ a capital "B"
Teefers = Willie (my little boy)

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@SarahMissesDad I love @BenBenCatCat and @thegoodcatboy , although I am partial to gingers.

Greta sends her love, from her self imposed imprisonment.

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I sometimes use my stepdad's Prime account, and he gets the notifications.

This morning my mom texted, asking why I ordered a #ConeofShame.

I told her, it's because I keep licking my privates, and it's making my coworkers uncomfortable.

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@netflix So, I found out that Suprep has ruined grape Propel for me. Loved #WineCountry. #ThingsWeSayNow

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@JasonIsbell Steps 5, 6, and 7: febreeze, Febreeze, FEBREEZE!

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@NailedIt

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Finished season 2 of @SHO_Shameless this week. Tonight, I went to the restroom, and as I turned to flush, thought "My God, I'd make an amazing drug mule!"