I love unsolicited parenting advice π you donβt like that I donβt spank or yell at my child? Please explain to me how losing control over my own emotions is teaching my child how to control his own or why I should induce pain expecting him to learn about natural consequences??
Ty and I talking..
Me: I really need to loose some weight
Ty: I think it would give you a lot more confidence
Me: getting my eyelashes done gives me confidence
Ty: maybe you should wear your eyelashes to the gym
Me: π³π³π³
Me: how tall are you?
Ty: 6β 2β why?
Me: wondering our height difference
Ty: Well we arenβt having any athletes with your height. Your short as shit!
(Shots were fires π πππ)
I retract my statement. He tried to cheer me up by surprising me with a Dr Pepper to my work and decide to tap on the window to scare the crap out of me π
T: hey lindsey, I need girl advice. what happened when a girl likes a guy?
Me: I usually just stalk him on Facebook and hope he will shortly lower his standards πππ #mysecretisout π¬