Lindsey Lu

live and die in the fourth dimension and also other dimensions probably

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

There comes a point in every woman’s life where she wonders what to do with all her action figures and pez dispensers.

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

I kept my kids in line by not having them.

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

@CindiLuHui Chewing is the worst!

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

When cats finally learn the extent to which humans have violated their online privacy...

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

@CindiLuHui carpe diem!

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

@CindiLuHui your feelings are still valid!! Glad you're feeling better. ❤

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

@CindiLuHui I feel bad "liking" this

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

@CindiLuHui gotta catch em all!

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

Girl, I'm sorry I inadvertently briefed you with incomplete information.

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

@LivBWrite sounds like you meant to reply to someone you actually know.

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

@_A1M1M1 way to interact! took a lot of courage.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

I am worth many goats.

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

Nobody should take me seriously but people do every day it blows my mind

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

Dude the Taliban would hate me if they only got to know me. #thinkaboutit

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

@FatMike_of_NOFX prove it

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

Shit I almost forgot about being poor.

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

The only way I'm connected to my Hispanic roots are via oppressive religion, misogyny, mild racism, and THE BEST FOOD. I made these. #boss

[Lindsey Lu @lindseylu]

@MarkBDonica me too!