Lindsey

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[The Fourth Way @The4thWayYT]

bro if u lead me into fucking temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear

[the killer @deadbodyonline]

i have so so so much love in my heart but only 3 texts back per day. in total

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

in the clerb, we all fam

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The fable of the rabbit and the tortoise has been tested in real life. 😂

[sextina acab-fina @giltcomplex]

this is my dowry

[ً @wtffrio]

my 3 personalities:
1. yapping too much
2. doesn't yap at all
3. talks to myself

[clare @sadderlizards]

stomach ache again

[jynx @jynxbby]

men be like "i need a real bitch"
whole time he a real bitch

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

[Lindsey @lindseylu__]

@tjmaxxi literally with my eyes closed

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this could fix me

[jynx @jynxbby]

men blocking you is so funny like ok princess

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[ariel @hiAriell]

This is the most fucked up thing i’ve ever seen. They’re fucking cheating. They’re literally looking at his cards. Oh my god.

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

inside out if it was filmed inside my head

[Meg @heirmeg]

i would’ve got up n tweeted “today drained me”

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

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