lindsey lou

go outside, nerd

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

The birds and the beans

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

@LarnEliz11 You should add to your Strava cation how many beers you drink after your run

[Big Numbers Guy @theadvisor49320]

They may be 4% but I have 75% buzz right now

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

Am I just going to get 2 calls and voicemails about my (spam) loan request being approved everyday for the rest of my life or what

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

@theadvisor49320 😪

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

Microdosing caffeine by taking all day to drink a redbull

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

@LarnEliz11 Probably

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

It’s beer:43

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

I mean the last 2 mins

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

The last 10 minutes of an nba game are the only minutes that count really

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

If you give a mouse a cookie,.. she’s gonna go shotgun a miller lite in the alley

[Big Numbers Guy @theadvisor49320]

Tacos vs Sushi vs Pizza vs Burgers

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

What do you mean tomorrow isn’t Sunday

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

Things are looking up (it’s not completely dark outside when I leave the office)

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

It ain’t none of my business… BUT

[lindsey lou @lindseyschoono]

What book does Manacled come after in the Harry Potter series

[Big Numbers Guy @theadvisor49320]

What do you do when you’re craving salt? Ignore it??

[dirt dirt @LarnEliz11]

This ain’t realtree, this is liberal camo

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

A Jake Moody prayer circle

🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
Please
🕯 have a 🕯
good game
🕯 today 🕯
🕯 🕯

[erika @yeeeerika]

a crispy diet coke should be free if it’s Urgent

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

George Kittle has been ranked as the #1 TE and the 9th best player in the NFL, per PFF