Lindsey

what

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- How “busy you were”
- How many hours you worked

Kronk will remember:
- The poison
- The poison for Kuzco
- The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison

[💖 @twaniimals]

♥️

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[skanks @skanks17]

The bouncer removing me for playing higher by creed 38 consecutive times on TouchTunes

[Cemo ❤️‍🔥 @werentfunny]

taylor swift

[Lindsey @lindseystrebor]

and i hope it’s SHITTY at the black dog

[trash jones @jzux]

“how was work today” oh i try not to think about that

[Allium @snacklesbian]

i wish the orcas knew how many of us were rooting for them

[trash jones @jzux]

spring pros: pretty much everything

spring cons: becoming harder to enjoy soup

[anna ⋆.𐙚 ̊ @kissingatdiscos]

hot girl playlist

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Seconds after the card game rules are explained

[Anne Tokarski @annetokarski]

today’s plans:

- stare directly at the sun
- but never in the mirror

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St. PITrick's Day… daleeeee 🍀😉

[Brent Faiyaz’s Disciple ❤️‍🩹🥀 @educatedhashira]

Its Avatar Roku

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy 305 Day, dallleeeee

[Lindsey @lindseystrebor]

@Halle_Bennett 🙋‍♀️

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

just got diagnosed with needing a hot dog

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

[tracy chapman voice] you gotta fat ass

[☔ @Whotfismick]

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes