Lindsie Emerson

Instagram: @lindsiellama

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

@realDonaldTrump

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

@Smurfettude thank youu!

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

"What breed of asian are you?"

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

@Miles127001 turned 21 yesterday! And thank you(((((:

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

@Ashywaa thaaaaank you!

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

@3yes_VQ I'm sorry I've been so hard to get ahold of! I'm moving today! Once I get settled in though, we'll hangg

[Chris Atus @IG_Chochos]

The first step to getting what you want is having the courage to get rid of what you don't.

[dvdsmrt @davidisnotsmart]

I can't stand sitting

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

He rolls me personal blunts

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

I want to fuck your brain. Like
I want your brain inside my vagina.

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

MGMT was so fucking great! YESSSS yes yesyeyes

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

The town of Columbus has a lot of stoops with toilets on them

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

My hands smell like Elmer`s glue and I don't know why. But now I'm the weird girl in the back of the bus who won't stop smelling her hands.

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

It's hard not to be self-righteous when you're right all the time.

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

She used to be pretty. Now she's pretty fucked up

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

The only way to my heart is with an axe

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

Live vicariously through me. I promise you'll have a great time.

[Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama]

Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?