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NH | MA | CA 💡Doing my best with an unstable addiction to caffeine. Cats, cacti & @LostBoysQC ✨ Big @CameronNewton fan. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈

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There’s a snake in my boot

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Do gluten free bitches not watch sports?????????????????

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I never tweet anymore but unlocked a new personality trait when I cut the sleeves off this flannel today

[scut farkus 🍉 @nysydi]

me: “i’m picky about boys!!”
lindsey: “you’re dating the troll boy who lives in my shoe”

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I made this account to get text message alerts when @FrankIero tweeted anything at all

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@miniaturemaya Literally everyone else mentioned it like “huge news! crazy pick up for this team!” And then yours is like “will she play?” 🤡 🤡 🤡 if you’re a big off season move and you want to acknowledge that, they could do it right? If they don’t think so, just don’t.. include you??

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A compilation of recent selfies

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Who knew it would just take switching to a less insanely busy gym and finally buying more pre workout would lead to me working out regularly again?

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@7heChosenOne I feel like I can’t “like” this – sending a lot of love your way 💕

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@ceejaemarie

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or white girl 👉🏼👈🏼

[ttyd @atousl]

There’s always a white guy at the bonfire who really fucks with keeping the fire going and I respect that

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Free agency got me like

[malu @taymaisies]

and yet people always cut the final line proving that y'all don't get the point of the monologue at all and sound like the tv writers who think for a woman to get her girlboss ending she can't be in a relationship

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@nysydi

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I’ll never understand Apple TV’s marketing strategy because I’m in episodes into Lessons in Chemistry, after never hearing anything about it, and think it’s a 10/10.

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keeping this here for me to refer back to over and over and over again

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@ryanchalm3rs oh! hell yeah

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@ryanchalm3rs idk what this means

[Billy Quach @billyquachfilms]

Baker is SLINGING it