miss lindsey mo

tea is always an excuse for a clandestine agenda

[miss lindsey mo @lindsmoffitt]

me : sleep is for the weak
also me : *cancels plans set for 8pm bc that’s past my bedtime*

[miss lindsey mo @lindsmoffitt]

dreams downfall rn is giving reynolds pamphlets

[miss lindsey mo @lindsmoffitt]

am i mentally well or am i rewatching the potato war trilogy?

the age old question

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[mau 🍂 @villainsaints]

“sorry i can’t go out i have plans”

the plans:

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒 ＆ 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘 @theblacks_]

“I AM MEANT TO SERVE YOU UNTIL DEATH OR THE END OF OUR STORY”

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

“We’re off to battle again, old girl.” #RooksRest

[miss lindsey mo @lindsmoffitt]

if my family mentions my ex once more i will be laying down in traffic!

[✨🌙SAILOR ❤️ MOONBLOOD🌙✨ @arhythmetric]

Nothing but respect for my Erryk and Arryk

[miss lindsey mo @lindsmoffitt]

some nights you cry on your kitchen floor eating a loaf of bread and that’s F I N E

[miss lindsey mo @lindsmoffitt]

my ex just dropped off my stuff and it was 2 bags of cfa sauce.

like 2 full ziploc bags of chick fil a sauce

[miss lindsey mo @lindsmoffitt]

i will now be deeming the second chance romance trope as propaganda. it is to be burned on sight

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

✨🫶 My name is Taylor and I was born in 1989 🫶✨

https://t.co/klomIqGx38

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m caught in a flash flood listening to folklore bitch I’m about to become folk lore

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

“Preserves” get off your high horse it’s just fucking jelly

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Justice for Paul revere

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I am so thrilled to announce the release of Stick Season (We’ll All Be Here Forever) on 6/9. I deeply appreciate your patience and your support for this project and I am so incredibly grateful to be able to continue telling this story.

[miss lindsey mo @lindsmoffitt]

if anyone is curious mono is winning & i am losing

[miss lindsey mo @lindsmoffitt]

friends! this is your reminder if your ex texts you: RUN.

[miss lindsey mo @lindsmoffitt]

someone needs to take away my phone