My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room.
I'm sitting right next to the dog.
My boyfriend: *speeds* *swerves all over the road* *hits every pothole* *slams on the brakes* *literally just canโt drive* โiโm a great driverโ
Me: *Speeds*
My boyfriend: โyouโre such a bad driverโ