Lindsay

You are my biggest fan

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is not Ted Danson’s birthday.

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I think this is my favorite scene in a movie

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

Folks with dashboard decor. R u ok?

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is not Ted Danson’s birthday.

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

Sometimes when an Instagram friend is having a big front-facing camera TED talk moment, I flip it on silent and just let it cycle through.
You work that out, friend. I don't want to actually listen to the talk, but I'll give you my support with a view.

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

@offerup Someone has hacked into my account and changed the phone number for two-factor authentication. Can you help me?

[computer man @gloomfather]

Lol nice action dude. does it have an equal and opposite reaction?

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

I don't even like bike shorts for bicyclists. Why is everyone wearing them in public?

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

@ryansifuentes I watched the first episode and I am into that sort of thing. Is it the same story throughout or is each episode a new mystery to solve (a la the original)?

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

If one more food blog tries to pitch me on lentils, I'm calling the police

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

I'm in the Rewatch-30-Rock portion of this quarantine #lizlemonforever

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

Well I did it again. I ate Asian trail mix until I felt sick.

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

@Avolle @ryansifuentes The finale was on last Sunday and we didn't watch it yet because I don't even care

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

Oh. Now I understand the need for 30 minute meals. I wasn’t ready for Rachael Ray’s jelly
@rachaelray

[Christina @X_Ti_Na_]

HE WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THE ENTIRE SHOW TO HUG HIS HANDLER WHEN HE WON. C’MON NOW! #BestInShow #WKCDogShow #WestminsterDogShow #WestminsterDogShow2020 #danielwasrobbed

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

How old am I? I am research-at-home-upholstery-cleaners years old. Still not clear? I am pull-on-work-slacks years old.

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

I love @ArmchairExpPod so much that I listen to the ads. Just for support. I want them to get the good good metrics.

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

I just saw a Hot Girl eating Wheat Thins in her car and it was such a bizarre sight because A) I assume Hot Girls don’t eat in cars B) and Wheat Thins are a weird travel snack.

[Lindsay @lindsroscoe]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the SPF 20 in your tinted moisturizer isn’t enough SPF