lindsey

likes dogs more than people

[lindsey @lindssbrownn]

Boys r dumb

[christian @sessh0m0ru]

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

[Alex ひ @ab6_hunnid]

be her peace bro, she already can’t see without her glasses

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Zena. She definitely mentioned she did not want a bath. You must’ve not heard her. 13/10 please listen more closely

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

now that steve from blues clues apologized i can begin to work on my issues with men

2021 is about healing

[GrasshopperWoman @GrasshopperWom1]

Texas: where a virus has reproductive rights and a woman does not😵‍💫

[lindsey @lindssbrownn]

@valeriegenz See you @ 7 I’ll bring wine

[lindsey @lindssbrownn]

@valeriegenz HELL YEAH all of your other friends that thought it was them can suck it

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

The CDC is now recommending that u give me a little kiss on the forehead

[Spc @sp_ceii]

call me zack cuz idk what the effron with me

[wavy don 🌍 @INPHIN1TE]

“Drake, where’s the body of Christ?”

[lindsey @lindssbrownn]

why are people still playing april fools day ‘pranks’ where they cheat on their SO??? that has never been funny

[⋆˚⟡. ✮⋆lili ✮ ೃ࿔*:･✮⋆ @Lone1yStargirl]

Bitches be singing good days by SZA but ain’t had a good day since 2015

[لُجينة 𓆉 @lujainahs]

“I hope this email finds you—“ STOP FINDING MEEEEE

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I miss all the attention you get when the waiter brings you a sizzling fajita skillet