Lindsay Schwartz

I breathe, I take pictures, I read.

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

The girl at Starbucks saw my breakfast was a French bread pizza as she handed me my iced coffee and told me I was eating the breakfast of champions.

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

Found out my milk was expired the hard way this morning, ya know, by drinking it out of the carton. 🤢

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

I keep getting notifications from a spider that’s building a web over top of my ring doorbell. 😰

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

I would just like to apologize to my mom because I hit her in the head with a bocce ball in my dream.

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

My cat is staring at the wall in my pitch black room, so I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know what she sees 😬

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

I would like to thank my face for waiting to break out till after my wedding.

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

Turned the heat on in my new house today!

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

It’s 1AM and I’m bawling watching A Walk to Remember.. do I double down now and go for the Notebook? 😭

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

First night trying to sleep in my new house but there’s too many new sounds so that actually means I’m not sleeping at all.

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

My MacBook decided it wanted to take a break from grad school early so it decided to stop working half way through my 10 page paper. Cool cool, real mature.

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

Trying to break in my wedding shoes.. just curious, do you actually have to walk around in them or can I just put them on and lay on the couch? I might be too lazy for this.

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

Just over here getting a good cry in watching the @Avengers #EndGame

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

Went for my first @onepeloton ride today.. ow.

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

It’s 10AM and I’m eating my lunch I brought for my 12hr shift. Guess I’ll have second lunch at an actual lunch time.

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

A paid program came on the TV this morning and they kept talking to Alexa and my Alexa was responding 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

I didn’t even know it was possible to continually butt dial someone from an iPhone. I’m trying to sleep but it’s 2:30AM and I’ve received 11 butt dials from my fiancé. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

Sent my boyfriend to the store for no particular shampoo and conditioner, we’ll see how this turns out. The only directions I told him are that the shampoo and conditioner are right next to each other.

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

If I could sleep standing up right now, I would. This cough sucks so bad, guess I’ll just sleep in the bathroom. 😷😩

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

Unsure what the limit on @halls is for a day, but pretty sure I’m way past that

[Lindsay Schwartz @lindstart]

If there was a world record for losing the remote in bed, I’d definitely be the world record holder. 🤦🏻‍♀️