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Powerlifting chef that smokes cigars and shepherds kids who have lost their way

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I'm not allowed to laugh or have my own opinion anymore I guess

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😔

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When your "best friend" turns out to not be the person you thought they were 😔

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Like how much effort do I need to put into a friendship for someone to care?

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I need some new friends that have the same interest as me.

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Just got picked up at the bar by an African prince

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It's sad that I'm not really looking forward to the beach this year

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Really want to move to North Carolina

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If it has tires or testicles, it will cause you grief.

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Being emotionally drained is 1000x worse than physically drained

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On a scale of 1 to Nature Valley granola bar, how much is your life falling apart?

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When guys says your everything they ever wanted but then say they aren't interested. THIS IS WHY I DRINK

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Wow today sucks and it's only 9am

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This is why I don't trust people