Lindy

Once upon a time I had good hair and and no wrinkles. Enjoy my profile pic.

[Lindy @lindycopp]

@carlymakani Gross

[Lindy @lindycopp]

Remarkable how so many employers are struggling and so many customers are bothered bc they can’t figure out where all the workers went. All our lives we’ve heard “If you don’t like your job, go somewhere else” and now that’s exactly what the pandemic has allowed workers to do.

[Lindy @lindycopp]

@carlymakani ☹️

[Lindy @lindycopp]

@carlymakani Dang!

[Lindy @lindycopp]

If you’re not using salted butter then what’s the point?

[Lindy @lindycopp]

50 percent of being near sighted is just walking aimlessly around your house not being able to see where you last set down your glasses 🤓

[Lindy @lindycopp]

@ejdohring That’s inconsequential xo 😘

[Lindy @lindycopp]

One time in the 2000s I let my friend laser my eyebrows bc we were certain thick eyebrows would never trend again. It’s a permanent reminder and I learned my lesson and that’s why I never speak badly about trends. Congrats to eyebrows and crocs 👏👏

[Lindy @lindycopp]

Just realizing that Janice is the most underrated character on Friends. She is a beautiful gift and I hope life is treating her well.

[Lindy @lindycopp]

UNcancel them, please. https://t.co/Y27ZeCry2V

[Lindy @lindycopp]

Still accurate @foofighters @carlymakani

[Lindy @lindycopp]

Dreamt that I was Daphne Bridgerton and was dreaming (as her) of hanging out with Cookie Monster. So basically dreaming of dreaming. Please analyze.

[Lindy @lindycopp]

@carlymakani Love you! ♥️

[Lindy @lindycopp]

There are only three ways brownies are good:
1. Edge pieces
2. Center pieces
3. Batter

[Lindy @lindycopp]

Watching Parent Trap bc even though I’m a grown ass woman old enough to be Lindsay Lohan’s mother, I acknowledge her undeniable talent in every movie she’s ever done. Not sure why she was ever canceled, but we owe it to her (and ourselves) to bring her back ASAP.

[Lindy @lindycopp]

@AngelaDeMichael We can’t be friends

[Lindy @lindycopp]

When the pandemic is over and we stop wearing masks this world will be full of loud talkers. Please don’t be one of them.

[Lindy @lindycopp]

All the little kamalas walking into first day of kindergarten in 5 years

[EBONY @3hollor]

kamala:

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to my friend, President @JoeBiden! This is your time.