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[🦇 @xtrasoysauce]

Nobody:

Little Kids:

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

just being honest rn I do not remember one single minute of the entire month of april

[Natalie Gregerson @nattygeeee]

Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1) restaurants
2) bars
3) non-essential businesses

[Emma Kumer @EmmaKumer]

My sister, a freshman, coming home for winter break:
9:00 brunch w besties!
11:00 shopping!
2:00 coffee date!
4:00 dance class!
6:00 dinner + partyyyy!
10:00 Netflix marathon!!

Me, a senior:
1:00 wake up
3:00 fill out job application
8:00 hang out with my mom

[lindsey @lindz1028]

trying to find jeans that fit at a store is either one min or one hr. no in between.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I literally cannot believe it is only Tuesday

[Goodyear Blimp @GoodyearBlimp]

It’s literally what we do, Maureen.

[jocie @jocie_225]

no one:

me after iced coffee: ok, here we go. focus. speed. i am speed. one winner, 42 losers. i eat losers for breakfast. breakfast? maybe i should have had breakfast? brekkie could be good for me. no, no, no, focus. speed. faster than fast, quicker than quick. i am lightning.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

every day I continue to suffer in a brand new, unique, never-before-seen, limited edition way

[jenna @mvsxro]

i’ve been to area 51 before its actually steelyard walmart

[lindsey @lindz1028]

enough is enough it’s time to go back to college

[lindsey @lindz1028]

@cassandra18g

[adrianna @a_demmm]

Can’t believe next week is July, time flies when you work every fucking day

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Friends: "Be ready at 7:30"

Me at 7:30:

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

What we do on maternity leave....
Directed and Choreographed by North 🤠 @lilnasx

[Natasha Collier @crownjuul]

I am the Kevin Jonas in this boy band called life