lindzee.

I'm really fun at parties.

[lindzee. @lindzeek]

I'm "call a hotel and ask where I can buy one of their comforters" years old.

[lindzee. @lindzeek]

Big Brother and flop twists that ruin the trajectory of the season: name a more consistent duo. #bb27

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How are we so bad at this?

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Reality Show idea: three boomer dads, one escape room, multiple cameras.

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Took my parents from the rural Midwest out to sushi for the first time and it was quite the experience.

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Shoutout to the cashier at 7/11 for pointing out my white hairs and asking how old I am incredulously. 💀

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You see a hundred targeted ads for a Bird Buddy and suddenly you’re asking yourself “Hm, AM I interested in bird watching?”

[lindzee. @lindzeek]

Being a Big Brother fan is wild. These people have just been standing around holding a button for 10 hours and it feels like peak entertainment. #bb25

[lindzee. @lindzeek]

Obsessed

[a. @jjoeypotter]

THIS CANT BE REAL? #bb25

[lindzee. @lindzeek]

I know it’s only 4 days in so I’m not trying to jinx anything but the dynamic of the #bb25 cast is so good so far, like lightning in a bottle. Gameplay and chaos and bitchiness but not to the point of excluding anyone.

[lindzee. @lindzeek]

I’m ready

[RHAP @RobHasApodcast]

Rob Has A Podcast is READY for the longest season in Big Brother History. Are you?🔥🏠
#BB25 #RHAP

ITS TIME!🛎🕗

[lindzee. @lindzeek]

Happy BB Cast reveal day to those who celebrate

[RealityBBQ #BB28 @rbbq]

https://t.co/Fuuqm79m6T

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What is the reason for an ice breaker at a meeting that occurs with the same people on a monthly basis, aside from torturing the introverts of the group?

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@Jenna_feef I binged it on maternity leave and made it my entire personality

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

So, let me get this straight: yesterday the Supreme Court ruled colleges CAN’T discriminate on the basis of race but today they ruled that a web designer CAN discriminate against the LGBTQ+ community? Sorry, but this Court is so freaking messed up.

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that certain businesses have a right to discriminate when selling customized, expressive services.

This is the first time the Court has permitted a business open to the public to turn away customers in defiance of a nondiscrimination law.

[lindzee. @lindzeek]

@paulscheer @DrDanStantz Most recent season of Australian Survivor Heroes v. Villains is top tier.

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Realized today that me listening to a 90’s playlist in the car is the equivalent to my parents listening to 60’s and 70’s rock when I was a kid and suddenly I did not feel like I was big pimpin’.

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Little kids talking while wearing headphones is peak comedy.

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Our Lyft driver Daniel is a no-shoW fucking RAT

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If you’re curious about what it’s like to have a child when you’re in your mid-thirties, this morning my baby was startled awake by my knees cracking.