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mans just here innit

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@UnFilmDAnger my grandpa used to eat plain salted oatmeal it was pretty good

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@jinseulkook insane even

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recently discovered this man went to the same university as me at the same time

[d @filmphorias]

he’s fucking hilarious

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@UnFilmDAnger i didn’t get a chance to ask 💔

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just met a japanese man with a nigerian accent

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the overlapping venn diagram is massive also xlov is already doing this

[kwartz 🍀 | flop rehab era @kw4rt2crystal]

what if kpop groups started appropriating lgbtq slang instead of aave.. like imagine idols going around singing “we broke the cuntometer” and “went to the hit bakery to order a gaguette” 😭😭😭

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she’s trying to escape from me but we’re besties i swear

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i met an african ball python called melita today i loved her sm 🩷

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oh is that what’s going on? i was looking for some old tweets of mine earlier and i was like damnn nobody was fucking with me in 2023

[xenia @soupsizedocean]

it's objectively a nothingburger but it does make me sad that all the likes on old posts are gone now. this app really feels like a ghost town

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[lia #jj @httplec]

quick question how many books have you read so far this year

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it’s nice working i the city and getting to see at least a dozen jungkook posters on my lunch break walk

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i hate this song so much

[BEYPRESS. @beyoncepress]

In 2011, Beyoncé revealed that filming the wedding scene in 'Best Thing I Never Had' was strange and that Tina Knowles was so excited that she even let out an 'Aww' and Beyoncé had to remind her mom that it was all just a music video

"It was a little strange. And definitely when I walked down the aisle I was like, 'This is kind of creepy — there’s some other man standing there!' It was really beautiful. People were all really excited like it was really my wedding. My mother was even like, 'Aww', and I was like, 'Mom, it's a video. This is not my dress. This is not the real wedding.' But I think it’s just one of those moments that every woman kind of fantasizes and relives."

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

tort law exam ass case

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okay. sorry

[🤍 @briehive]

workout splits. 😫 especially the women.. yall need to be hitting full body 3-4 times a week.

you haven’t worked out since PE in high school. Work every muscle. Every day!

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my boss is so unserious it’s making me a more organised person

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@elmojungkook that means a lot to me and my hypothetical child 🫶🏾

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i’m at the gym and there’s a guy on the stairmaster reading 48 laws of power like the physical book

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@gcftokyo3 thank you, kai 🩷

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i had a dream i gave birth to a child and nobody gaf