linearroots

buy the dip
Kesha stan

[linearroots @linearroots]

@Gladwell "comedy outsider" is a really interesting way to call yourself unfunny...

[linearroots @linearroots]

skinny kim jong un? we're in trouble

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

[linearroots @linearroots]

The greatest comedian of all time. Truly a heartbreaking loss.

[Variety @Variety]

Norm Macdonald, Comedian and ‘Saturday Night Live’ Star, Dies at 61 https://t.co/AbQqP6H9wB

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Be careful you don’t trade your freedom for a false sense of security.

[linearroots @linearroots]

people who like drake... do you like the beats he doesn't produce, the lyrics he doesn't write, or the rapper he's pretending to be? Just curious.

[linearroots @linearroots]

true

[linearroots @linearroots]

@SaintKeenan language! don't let your foul mouth distract others from the truth

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Call your Senator.

Tell them you want innovation and economic prosperity to stay in the United States.

Retweet to spread awareness!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I’m grateful to my ancestors for fleeing the famine in Ireland, so I could practice intermittent fasting here in America.

[linearroots @linearroots]

if you think comparison is the thief of joy, you are comparing yourself to the wrong people

[Balaji @balajis]

Crypto regulation is not consumer protection. It is bank protection, it is incumbent protection.

[linearroots @linearroots]

@alexaplay400lux @zoe_kulick you know that pasty boy would burn quick and have to spend the show covered in aloe in a dark room #TeamJacob

[linearroots @linearroots]

In 1775, the British brought war to America. In 2015 they brought James Corden. What atrocity will they burden us with next?? #USA

[linearroots @linearroots]

i can count the number of canadians i like on ONE hand. i can also count the number of canadians i know on one hand

[linearroots @linearroots]

@alexaplay400lux thank god you're in a single kiddo

[yourhonor @notedyourhonor]

🚨🚨 BRITNEYS INSTA SEEMS TO FIRE BACK AT JUNO LYNNE #FREEBRITNEY

[linearroots @linearroots]

i do NOT like the suns

[linearroots @linearroots]

Just got tickets to @normmacdonald's show on Veteran's Day 2021. God bless America!!!

[linearroots @linearroots]

@alexaplay400lux love it, i am still totally team ben!