Julie Meronek

writer * runner * professional insomniac

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@lashtweets With you being a lawyer and Akiva being a writer, does that make you a uniquely qualified pair to analyze Nick? Looking forward to tracking it through the series!

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@Keev26 Home fries or hash browns?

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@realweirdmartha Chandler? Guildenstern? Tony?

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@TheJessSterling Ghostbusters, Arrested Development, naps, coffee, Memento, salted caramel, Friends, green space.
And for title suggestion, an old writing advice trope about not getting too attached - “kill your darlings”.

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@darth Supervisory gato!

[Emma Gray @emmaladyrose]

UNCLE CHUCK THINKS BECCA NEEDS SOMEONE WITH A PASSION FOR THE SAME ISSUES AS HER. I CANNOT, Y'ALL. #TheBachelorette

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#gravitationalenergy #rhap #knowitalls https://t.co/vvIz6DcfSl

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Wrote linearly today (though not when it came to this tweet), maybe the return of Sunday farmers market coffee helped? #writerslife @ZekesCoffee

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Finally made it to the @Hisense_USA booth at #ces2018 and the soccer ladies said they didn’t know who @MenInBlazers were :-( #suboptimal

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@aparnaa_s Challenge accepted.

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@rachelcmcelroy @BacheloretteABC @rosebuddiescast and Hey Dude, please!

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Don't let any Republican get away w saying ACA is dying. Was on pace for RECORD ENROLLMENT in January. Then @POTUS started to kill it.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

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Regrets checking Twitter.
Goes back to bed.

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How about nervous Siamese cats, @darth ? #siamesecatday

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#TheBachelorette is back TONIGHT on ABC & I'm tuning in with @postmates. RT for a shot at free #Postmates for a yr! https://t.co/Y24PkddDAV

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Consensus of the group today is a solid, uncontested thumbs down on the @Starbucks toasted coconut cold brew.

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I love it when @RealitySteve is angry enough to curse in his podcast. Nobody does drama and lies like #bachelornation.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Please don't show anyone this list of times Trump promised no one would lose their coverage and everyone would save money !! bigly !!

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@JustinMcElroy MiniMetro!