Tony Ingrisano

studio addict

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@Liz_A_Harris Forgot the link! https://t.co/4UZTzr0cHF

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@LoosLips Hi Ted, I'd love to walk you through my show that just opened at @LHWorkspace if you have some time tomorrow (Saturday). I'll be there from 12-6. Thanks! https://t.co/Kao4MwGHbx

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@Liz_A_Harris Hi Elizabeth, I'd love to walk you through my show that just opened at @LHWorkspace if you have some time tomorrow (Saturday). I'll be there from 12-6. Thanks!

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For every misfire like https://t.co/B403ftOM21, there's a mind-blower like their subway story https://t.co/j16NfTRLOv or this alt-right exposure https://t.co/aSEcmNrNpg This is why I give @nytimes my subscription $

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

"When scientists say bears are going extinct, I want people to realize what it looks like," says photographer Paul Nicklen

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The Dying Art of Disagreement https://t.co/zXyP1Lr11L

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I'm going to become a lambatarian. Don't worry, I'm still veg- just with a baby lamb option.

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@DonaldsDigits In honor of Science Saturday: Amid all the advances of particle physics, scientists still can't locate little Donny's Digits

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Chien: "Texting is my cardio"

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Just saw a busker in union sq subway who listed his #PayPal account on his donations hat. #genius

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Why are you so crazy? Do you have crazy parents? "No, it's because I have crazy friends. Like you, and michelle, and matt". -Lily, age 5

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I Will Not Be Able to Complete the Assignment Because We Live In a Post-Truth Society - https://t.co/hZOJYqYzzk

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"I've never flown before in my life, and it shows what you can do if you're a total psychotic!" -Woody Allen in Zelig

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Why hide it? Just let all that racism out... https://t.co/nOStFk544v

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If HRC wins she will appoint her Filipino maid to head CIA. She already has access to all the secrets anyway. No need to train her.

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Best quote of tonight's debate? My buddy Mike: "How'd we get here?"

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High Maintenance is the best show about New York I may have ever seen.

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It's not my preferred borough. It's so boring to shit on queens.

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current mood: (Vine by @hudsonhongo) https://t.co/MbawfIpWBy

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/4MvaAWsBoj

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Exploded toilet diagram including cat. My contribution to @thegameofeyes monster draw. https://t.co/fBfTk9oFne