The Real Slim Scroaty

Bystronic line leader and all round good guy

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@real_col @adammedina94 @Arronmedz1 @Tom_Gath Ha ha good night lads

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@ShagSnack @adammedina94 Ha ha ha remember when I used to slip you a finger and you said can you take your ring off I said ring? Ha ha that's my watch ha ha
Worth the extra bacon tho
#baconisgoodforme

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What did the clock do when it was hungry?
It went back four seconds ha ha ha
#topfridaybants
#factoryfunnyman

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@adammedina94 Haha I am well pissed. Pie and pies tmoz cure the old fossy hangover ha ha ha

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Now going to polish off a crate of fossies before Friday eve tomorrow
#fosssies
#thursdaysare4pieman

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at work today grafting away as my normal brilliant self, the line 3 lads had finished building up there bars, @Tom_Gath was just taking the board back to col when I saw the opportunity for a great joke I walked over, stopped him and said sorry a little board ha ha
#topbanter

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Bought her some fresh little nikeys this morning ha ha she's rapid now
#newshoes
#speedster
#chickenrun

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@Tom_Gath @adammedina94

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@Tom_Gath @adammedina94

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@Tom_Gath @adammedina94 Line 3 wankers

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@adammedina94 @Arronmedz1 @RyanMedleyUK as supervisors and as the leader of the bystronic line I expect something to be done about this

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Was waiting to clock out today and @Jamessallan12 and @Tom_Gath said we started at 5 today so we wanted to finish at 1, then I said tell you who did finish at 1? New taper ha ha ha
#jokeoftheday
#quickfirebants

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One of my girls passed away today, sad times, turned her into bbq chicken haha goes nice with a fossies
#winnerwinnerchickendinner
#fosssies

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Had to leave work early today to get my weekends supply of fossies ha ha I do love the fossies
#fosssies #wingingthedriving
#beepbeep ha ha

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Might bang Phil for banter ha ha #wasteman

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Ha ha my build up is on point today only had to split 7 down so far, too many fossies last night I think
#fosssies
#goodbuilderuperer

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Haha got you,
#jerkchicken
#dontcomeinillstrangleya