It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
dc is so unserious bc my mom calls from missouri like “we voted on abortion rights again” and i had to be like “well our one initiative was about prohibiting fattening ducks for foie gras and there was a live duck at my polling place to support this”