My 6 yo asking Alexa for jokes from @jimmyfallon
“Ask Jimmy Jokus for a joke.”
“Ask Jimmy Fowl for a joke.”
“Ask Jimmy Phallus for a joke.”
🤣 #FallonTonight#stuffmykidsays
I walked by the bathrooom to find my 6 yo with a huge wad of toilet paper in hand about to wipe.
Me: You don’t need that much.
Her: Hey! Don’t judge me!
Ok girl. Ok.
Helping out in kindergarten- saw this girl throw a cup of water on a kid. So mean! Asked her to apologize. She did. The kid thanks me by telling me “you look like you’re old”.
:currently filling a cup of water: #momlife
Dear State of @California
You made us late today. I will forward letters from the school to you.
Tired and confused,
Leah and children
#Momsagainstdaylightsavings