Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil

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Let's
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[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

Beauty Store Clerk: just as a heads up, bleach tends to dry your hair out so you'll need a strong conditioner. What do you use now?

Me: *trying to think of a fancy name brand version of my dollar store soap*

Me: Hidden Valley

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

@sushirollllll

[Elisa P. @sushirollllll]

Me: *gets notification to read my bible on my Bible app*

Me: *ignores it*

Jesus:

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

The brain isn't concerned with making you happy, it's only concern is keeping you safe (survival.)

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

It's not a speech impediment🤬🙆
I make audible typos 😌🌟

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

Yes thank you these are the directions I needed 🙌 brain can't do the word thing sometimes and it simply self destructs ✨️

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Our emotional health is determined by the health of our relationships.

Many of us haven't witnessed healthy relationships and learned the skills necessary to build them.

5 SKILLS FOR BETTER RELATIONSHIPS:

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

Politics?

Um, no thx

I don't support #bullying for adults 😡😡😡

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

My coworkers and I were talking about Filipino Spaghetti and somehow we ended up with the term "Sugar Spag"

My life is forever changed and my stage name has been born ✨️

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

There are two wolves inside of you

[Elisa P. @sushirollllll]

me and my roommate, everyone.

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

@ streaming platforms:
Could you add a shuffle or queue option? Just think it'd be neat to make a playlist of different shows and line em all up like I've got my own channel lol

@hulu @netflix @disneyplus @AppleTV @peacockTV

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

Honestly v surprised they've never released a Rick and Morty themed food delivery service ad campaign
#Wubalubagrubhub

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

"Littlefoot (Gabriel Damon), a young plant-eating dinosaur, is orphaned after his mother (Helen Shaver) perishes while protecting him from a vicious carnivore. With her last breath, she tells him how to get to the legendary Great Valley, where he will be reunited with oth"

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Every
Villain
Is
L (wrong answers only)

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

@muninilisa all of them? lol
always? lol

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

@Saiberberb @Banjocatt Frög

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

If you ever find yourself wondering what true evils mankind is capable of, play Settlers of Catan with some nerds

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

@Bubbles259Sleek @PrismaticSeal @AshPaulsen Thank you for your sacrifice 🙏

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

Got covid again and sick pay isn't covered so I will be dropping my coronlyfans tysm

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

I'm... probablt not going to download this game but wow they are doing a great job

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

I need to know what Kathy Bates is doing in this game

[Bill Nyquil the Science Guyquil @lingoflux]

She is RAKING. KNIVES.

[Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing]

why does my little sister do this to me