Formerly: QuizAtTheMarket.
Language enthusiast | A sucker for free classes | Meme junkie | Roller Derby
Catch me on Insta: debedajankovic / lingualibri
Me a wheelchair user boarding the bus: “Where am I supposed to go? Bags are blocking the wheelchair section.”
Owner of baggage: “I was here first.”
Bus Driver: “Are you disabled?”
Owner: “No.”
Bus Driver: “This is wheelchair priority. You have to move.”
Nicely done, bus driver.
Truly can't stand the phrase "if you put your mind to it..." because putting my mind to it is the hard part, not the task. Stop writing off the hard part, please. 🙄
@LouisatheLast I once put a bunch of scrunchies on my pony tail and then used a clip to keep it upright. I looked like a teletubby and the boys kept walking by to pretend my hair was a 🍆
idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it's so uncomfortable and awful and i'll never willingly do it if there's literally any other option
@goopiecat@TsumamiMami @lilbbg_0 @youdrawdignity @ask_aubry No kidding. I'm two years older than my husband, not sure it's ever been relevant to the stability of our relationship. 🤔
Today I heard the @washingtonpost speculate whether the pitch clock will "save baseball" and I almost choked on my coffee.
You're afraid of BASEBALL dying...in AMERICA?? 🙃🙃🙃 My feed is nothing but oPeNiNg dAy.
Love,
A Roller Derby & Rugby Player 🛼 🏉
@fortesalatifi Someone told my sister that she looked great after she spent 2.5 months in the hospital with heart failure. Then they were shocked she gained weight after her transplant. (Prednisone face is real)
one time I was changing for a barre class and one woman said to another "you look so thin, what have you been doing?" and the other woman was quiet for a moment then said "I have cancer"