V. R. Craft

Broke #Millennial who wields no financial power yet slays entire industries. Author: Stupid Humans, Fail to the Chief:

[V. R. Craft @vrcraftauthor]

I just published Save Money, Die Better: Introducing the Combo MicroHome/Burial Plot for the Inflation Generation https://t.co/kEbfPppvSs

[V. R. Craft @vrcraftauthor]

@aliciaandrz Don't worry, once you're in excruciating pain you'll find the will to do it. That always works for me!

[V. R. Craft @vrcraftauthor]

@WKProtege @lauramatsue Plastic bottles puts this at late 90s at least. Before that, drinks were still in glass bottles.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

I did not have Hunter Biden driving class consciousness on my bingo card

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“crime is a social construct”, what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jaił for littering, but a corporation can poıson the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jaił.

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

Honest Cover Letter:

I’m interested in this job because it’s available. I feel I’m a match because I, too, am available.

You also list a “competitive salary,” which aligns with my passion for food and shelter.

I look forward to discussing this further with your AI screener.

[bri @bribrisimps]

i swear to god everyone stop pushing AI on me i literally hate generative AI with every fiber of my being what a deeply unintellectual waste of energy and resources

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

having dinner at a hotel bar the other night struck up a conversation with a mid-level United Healthcare exec. he told me he puts over $300,000 a year on his company credit card just for entertaining clients. In case you’re wondering why you can’t afford health insurance

[Cindy Begel @CindyBegel]

#newbies NBC has opened submissions on its TV writing program. No application fee. You need 2 original pilots of the same basic type, a resume, & 2 personal essays of 400 words apiece. They accept submissions until June 21. Check out NBCU's many programs!
https://t.co/bf7O96ybjr

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Yeah, man, fuck it, why not just leave a broken washing machine and some loose car parts on the lawn

[V. R. Craft @vrcraftauthor]

@tiredrej My oral surgeon never asked me that? Weird.

[V. R. Craft @vrcraftauthor]

@Feisty_Waters I have visited my library AND I spent 10 minutes taking a survey to help them out.

[V. R. Craft @vrcraftauthor]

@coolfunghost That was an incredible show.

[V. R. Craft @vrcraftauthor]

@The_Big_Chifa_ Honestly, I thought it was going to be teens breaking up with each other in space, and I couldn't have been more wrong. It was a very serious, well-written scifi show.

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

This what companies adopting AI sound like

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Can we make a reality show where boomers have to apply for jobs in 2026 using their own advice and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?

[V. R. Craft @vrcraftauthor]

@OgLakyn Plus Grandma is probably buying only for herself. The younger woman might be feeding multiple children.

[Reed Carringer @rcarringer]

Yes. I’m in favor of tax dollars paying for literacy. Hope this helps!

[V. R. Craft @vrcraftauthor]

@Favwontmiss I never knew that. I thought everyone had a constant internal soundtrack.

[Nisha Patel, MD MS, Dipl of ABOM, CCMS @DrPlantel]

Random people on the internet:

“Doctors should stay out of politics.”

Okay……

Then politicians should stop pretending to practice medicine and making healthcare decisions that could harm people.

Full stop.