Steve, Certified NPC

No original thoughts. Pro-cow farts. Disregarding advice from fatties and haters. Getting a steak, exercising, and calling it a day.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@USKUncleScott @JeremyClarkson Hey, at least it didn’t turn that pan into a non stick monstrosity.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@AjRockatansky A good friend finally asked me, “What about your cholesterol?”

Me, “That stuff is fake news.”

And, “Yes, I render my own beef fat.”

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@AjRockatansky Yup. If I want fried potatoes I do it at home. Good thing I have tons of rendered beef fat.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@USKUncleScott I speak fluent kid language. She clearly said, “Buy more pans!”

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@USKUncleScott @JacobEdwardInc You earned a steak.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@USKUncleScott First thing I thought was... why are those eggs on a roller coaster?

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@AjRockatansky Heh
Probably closer to 7 or 8.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@SenecaSpeaks21 😂

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@elonmusk RUD is the MO whenever I bake a sourdough.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@USKUncleScott @lukeappleton Similar: ~15 years ago, there was the scourge of foodies and Yelpers who probably couldn’t cook an egg, yet were proud to opine on restaurants and wanted to speak to the manager.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

Carbon steel tallow focaccia never hurt anyone. @ChefGruel @USKUncleScott

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@USKUncleScott @gotrice2024 I've heard that restaurants will use the skin to make the stock. The claim is, again, that it's just a dehydrated layer of the same thing. I suppose I've never done an A-B test.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@USKUncleScott If you keep posting butts, buns, and beer, they will come.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@USKUncleScott In some places, it’s illegal to have this without a beer.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@USKUncleScott PSA: Throw in a beer and now you’re talking the holy trinity BBB.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@USKUncleScott This is the secret to Gordon's lamb sauce.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@ChefGruel Try putting clam chowder in a baguette.

[Steve, Certified NPC @linguitar]

@AJamesMcCarthy Incredible to be alive in 2026.