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Official Chairman of the Bored of the LSA
### free lance syntactician/polyglot
proven ''not prescriptivist'' in the court of Ling
### no UG as of 5/2/2015

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every one with the word "linguistics" in their bio has punched at least one hole in their bedroom wall because of the Sapir Whorf hypothesis

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@monomodal Perhaps it is time to end my sabbatical then

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if one of my reviewers tried to make me cite a paper I didn't need i would use jujutsu to leverage their high horse and throw him 1000 feet across the room .

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i cant wait to become the most cited man in academia & deliver the most problematic conference plenary talks that everyone refuses to attend

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i hereby dedicate every past and future major league baseball game to bilingual WOmen

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i need to get constipated on purpose so i have more time to work on my dissertation

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journal articles should cost $0.00

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me & the boys are comparing applied linguistics papers and arguing over who deserves the most sympathy Likes. is anyone here an expert on Linguistics? or Applications?

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forming dissertation committees is like that fox chicken & bag of grain riddle where you cant put certain guys in the same boat or theyll kill everyone

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there is a Dark Side to the world of academia... people who only simply care about chasing h-index

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you bitchs would rather have p value than Value pee. Put that on Dateline nbc

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Im upset to see teens on Tiktok and other referring to some places of articulation as "Coronal". Due to historical precedent of monarchies it is gross to do this. It is icky

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"they already found the universal grammar" They found a false grammar

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There is a deliberate and concentrated effort to prevent my posts from appearing in peer-reviewed Journals

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linguistics alternate reality series of novels where piraha was the dominant lingua franca

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to who ever said my posts are so good they deserve to be hanged up at the walls at the @LingSocAm and @AAALinks conferences. Thank you

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you can disaggrree with generativist and cognitivist linguists while still hanging out with them at conferences. Its totally fine

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@Penn NEEDDS NEEDS NEEDS a hard rock cafe built smack dab in the center of its campus. this will jump start the field of sociolinguistics

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has any one ever noticed that most psychologists are shit heads

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first ever victim of bullying? i would have to say b. f. Skinner