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[c @linhelboy]

Saw a couple cuddling during the Noah Kahan concert and realized exactly what I DONT want in a relationship

[c @linhelboy]

My New Year’s resolution is for Ariana Grande resale tickets to lower in price.

[c @linhelboy]

When I leave millions of texts unread and then take time to go through them all and respond, I literally feel like I’m in the days of yore catching up on my correspondence with a quill and ink

[c @linhelboy]

Tbt to when I was 21 and thought a Malibu Bay Breeze was a really cool drink to order. Horrifying to think of now

[c @linhelboy]

Not to be dramatic but sweetgreen is the best thing that has ever happened to me

[c @linhelboy]

Also, yes, this Twitter account will be mostly negative tweets because I spend all my energy every day trying to be positive so need an outlet to be negative as as mentioned need something beyond my journal sometimes 🫠 not me making excuses to literally no one of why I’m on here

[c @linhelboy]

Within literally five minutes of each other in my inbox I got (2) job denials with a “you were a great candidate though!”. Almost better to not say that so that I don’t know that I was ALMOST good enough but not quite. Happy Friday!!!

[c @linhelboy]

A recruiter wouldn’t submit my resume for a job that I had literally 100% of the qualifications for but never had the exact title the role was calling for. So that was a first. Highly suggest being unemployed 10/10

[c @linhelboy]

Literally this is still relevant two years later but feels like Reddit may help more than Twitter thank you technology

[c @linhelboy]

Genuinely not saying this to be dramatic but genuinely curious: are people out there able to breathe out of both nostrils consistently? I cannot recall the last time I could breathe out of both nostrils ???? The ENT I sent to told me I’m fine???

[c @linhelboy]

I am not negotiating on my core values at the ripe age of 30 but thank you so much for offering.

[c @linhelboy]

Anyways I just was hit on by a man in a bar, which is rare, while I was trying to enjoy a beer and he questioned me on the ins and outs of LGBT+ culture but namely drag queens and I turned to him and said “it was good to meet you but I just don’t think we’re aligned”

[c @linhelboy]

Starting to post on Twitter again because I’m unemployed and need to put my thoughts somewhere beyond my journal.

[c @linhelboy]

@alexanderthegae It was high school musical be real

[c @linhelboy]

@martyysheree This is a literal tragedy.

[mistopher mack 🦭 @motherquoter]

Your password must be at least 8 characters including a lowercase letter, an uppercase letter, a number, a special character, a cow as white as milk, a cape as red as blood, a slipper as pure as gold, and hair as yellow as corn

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Real music always wins

[c @linhelboy]

@alexanderthegae No one can make you feel inferior without your consent 💫

[c @linhelboy]

@UpperCaseWheres My uncle in Syracuse says hulk lol

[culture @notgwendalupe]

happy Mamma Mia! day