Calhoun

Professional lottery ticket scratcher.
Part-time riverboat gambler.

[Calhoun @linkcalhoun]

we are reviewing our social media policy

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

BREAKING: The homoerotic greased up saxophone man from The Lost Boys has pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

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@Rangers

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#🚬

[MLB @MLB]

Yordan Alvarez crushes his 20th homer of the season!

He makes it back-to-back games with 2 HR 🤯

[Andy Molitor @AndyMSFW]

(sound on)

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@Rangers

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@BPL7000 loool. you've tweeted 170k times?? u big fn nerd, log off.

and how are you tweeting and jacking off to drakes album at the same damn time?

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ma'am, this is just too much drip for a monday.

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@RyNoonan @AndyMSFW cc: @TheWRPSA

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@painbuiltt i have a hard stop. let’s take this offline before we completely dilute the brand equity here.

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@painbuiltt let's de-prioritize this workflow and flag it for Q3 planning. have to evaluate if this alignment actually drives value, or if we're just circle-jerking in a sandbox.

[Magnetic Norse @MagneticNorse]

On this episode of “OW MY BALLS”

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tequila elbow

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

SPINNIN ELBOW #FuryFC119

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@reaganswinbank ty homie

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gonna catch that million sooner than later. log it

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@ThaSageMaster u can solve the case, scooby

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tumbler styrofoam double cup,
for the culture.

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@meira2u houston

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fuck it, bryson side saddle putting highlights: