Lindsay

There’s really nothing to see here.

[Lindsay @linleistew]

This is how he describes me too

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@Milbeysmom don’t assume, he may be your theysband

[Lindsay @linleistew]

Demanding people “Stop associating women with periods” is an impressive new level of wokeness lol

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@pdjakeypoo Is this what Eve saw when the devil handed her forbidden fruit? If so I don’t blame her.

[Lindsay @linleistew]

No one has greater Main Character Energy than a barista at a quirky Austin coffee shop.

[Lindsay @linleistew]

@Milbeysmom they do the shit and clean up the shit 💩 double doody

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The public:
*credits public prayers for Damar’s recovery*

All the doctors and EMS who saved his life:

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@Milbeysmom man fuck that ant 😭

[Lindsay @linleistew]

@realitysurf___ i knew that lizard was gay

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lol sorry what??

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@Milbeysmom 😭😭😭😭

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@AudsAuddities It’s gotten pretty vicious over here. My body count is up to at least 8 today alone. We are under siege.

[Lindsay @linleistew]

No one told me that owning a house is just an ongoing power struggle between the humans and the spiders.

[Lindsay @linleistew]

Me after the 3rd production crisis of the week.

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@Milbeysmom omg what?? 😭

[Lindsay @linleistew]

@kdubbs_25 My parents said the same about El Paso! I envy you all!! 🥵

[Lindsay @linleistew]

Morning news said the heat wave has begun reducing grape yields for wine production. All I have to say is this has gone too far.

[Lindsay @linleistew]

@Milbeysmom this is horrible

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It will never not be funny when someone is walking outside with a mask pulled down around their chin and a cigarette in their mouth.

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all us girlies heading into tomorrow like 🤪