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[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

I will never stop adding smiley faces to my work messages. It’s who I am. They’ll have to pry that friendly little emoji from my cold dead hands I swear to god

[erika @yeeeerika]

how many two-factor authentications until i reach enlightenment

[dani @kordeilogy]

Kamala’s facial expressions

[𝘁𝗼𝗻𝘆 𝗺.❄️ @tontho_lucy]

can’t believe i use a signature i made up when i was 10

[Kyle @Backhslosobhs]

Jordan actually opened the window on the plane and tossed it out somewhere over the Atlantic it was her titanic necklace moment I’m sorry I don’t know what else to say

[brooklyn @stolenkxsses]

again thank GOD we are mourning the shows and not the people

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Whoever added this to the iPhone camera needs to be killed

[julia @eathedocument]

a kennedy in politics…assassination attempts…dnc in chicago…WELCOME BACK 1968!

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Some poor dumb Trump supporter literally dying while Trump gets praise for taking a bullet that didn't hit him that was fired by his own party perfectly sums up the entire 8 years of the Trump experience

[boygirl @anah3ta]

sorry was my reference too niche for you are you not well versed in internet lore

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

No one tells you when you get a job how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[izzy @butchysports]

this country needs a femininomenon STAT

[Stephen @dcsteve5]

Whoever’s running NYT connections today I just wanna talk

[Cara @carawithac13]

Harrison Butker every time a woman learns how to read

[Taylor Ashbrook @taylor_ashbrook]

So Colin Kaepernick gets blacklisted from the NFL for advocating for black lives, but Harrison Butker can give a misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic speech without a peep from the NFL, and I’m supposed to believe that it’s CONSERVATIVES that are getting “cancelled”????? GTFOH

[aphrodite ♡︎ misandrist 🐉☀️ @mujhemaardo]

i'll say shit like "sorry haha i was going through it back then" as if there has ever been a single point in my entire life where i was not going through it

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

Imagine being a young woman attending your college graduation, and some ass clown speaker tells you that you should get back in the kitchen.