linneapants

Writer. Improviser. Adorable dickhead.

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@senatemajldr You know darn well there has been no fraud, you treasonous slime ball.

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@GOP @LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump You spineless weasel.

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@lisamurkowski You are a hypocrite and a coward.

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First episode of The Monthly is up! I made a show: https://t.co/q1O2gQ3V42

#LateNight #comedy

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@JimGaffigan I know you’ve been getting some heat over this, but I’m here because you gained a new fan/follower. Thanks for speaking out! ❤️

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I’ve always had a crush on @michaelianblack. #realtalk #guncontrol #swoon https://t.co/1wkYYpKXCJ

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@RebeccaEgler @michaelianblack If men don’t get help, women will never be safe.

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You actually CAN polish a turd... your hands just end up covered in shit. #clichetruths #realtalk

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Look on the bright side, @realDonaldTrump - You may be the most unfairly treated politician, but you're the most blindly respected con man!

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Subway life. #chicago #cta https://t.co/qrlOsrOmrq

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Sorry @UnderArmour. I support brands that support a strong, diverse America, not the divisive @realDonaldTrump. I won't be buying anymore.

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Dear @realDonaldTrump: GET. OUT.

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Dear @PressSec & @KellyannePolls - Your outright lies to the American people are a disgrace and a danger to this great nation. #Enough

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Dear @amazon, please consider dumping @Chase as your Amazon credit card provider. Their contributions to @realDonaldTrump are disgraceful.

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Thank you @Uber and Travis Kalanick for doing the right thing and leaving the @realDonaldTrump advisory council!

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Thank you @Nordstrom for dumping @IvankaTrump products!! I will be shopping at your stores again soon!

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Marching in the Inaugural Parade is supporting a sexual predator, not civic pride. @girlscouts should not be participating. Please withdraw!

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Shame on you @realDonaldTrump. @repjohnlewis is an amazing man and leader. I am so proud he represents me and the great city of Atlanta!

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Shame on you @adultswim for Million Dollar Extreme. You'll give a show to a racist but not a woman? You've lost a fan until you fix this BS.

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Oh myyy.