Liev

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[Liev @linotlee]

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"

[Liev @linotlee]

@percygatinhos She's literally just a pretty girl? Like no disrespect to her, but scroll on tiktok for 10 minutes and you'll find a dozen other girls just like her. She's not like, jaw-droppingly gorgeous. Shit, I thought I was about to see a total knockout, not a carbon copy influencer type.

[Liev @linotlee]

@ToonHive Well thank fuck, I'd hate to have to start calling him Weird AI.

[Liev @linotlee]

@Ktm87K @creepydotorg Oh, that's actually really cool! Thank you, random stranger on the internet

[Liev @linotlee]

@GroyperXBT @creepydotorg Woke where...? You snowflakes will complain about anything.

[Liev @linotlee]

@OfirArie @zhal80 Hey, what the fuck is wrong with you? There IS a genocide, you're the fucking cunt. You do realize that people can have a profile picture that isn't recent, right? What a terrible detective you would make. Eat shit, fuckface.

[Liev @linotlee]

@noinconsistency He says fatty when he's literally twice her size 🙃 nevermind that he's bigoting in the wrong direction, as transphobes tend to do.

[Liev @linotlee]

@rwylnicole_ Y'all realize that hantavirus isn't like covid, right? It's a thing that's been around forever, it crops up where there's rodent droppings. Watch Hoarders and see how many times that concern comes up because of the mouse-infested conditions people live in. Don't catastrophize.

[Liev @linotlee]

@Marin_Kittygawa @jewhollis Suddenly? Didn't we hate them from the jump? lmao

[Liev @linotlee]

@Sammie_Mimi210 @thecurioustales Jesus fucking christ, shuuuuut up.

[Liev @linotlee]

@NoContextHumans

[Liev @linotlee]

@Jkabb45 @NoContextHumans It's Jackie, wtf. "Well damn Jackie, I can't control the weather."

[Liev @linotlee]

@bluewmist The push notification only showed 'I asked my dad what he’s doing for Valentine’s Day and he said “your mom' and I thought this was gonna be a funny tweet. Sigh.

I personally think v-day is stupid, but you *should* be on the same page with your partner about it.

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.

[Liev @linotlee]

@colligocritters preciooooouuuus omg 👉🏽👈🏽

[Liev @linotlee]

@colligocritters Kid you was spittin heat, like the answer is RIGHT THERE

[Liev @linotlee]

@Mike_Batt @hwinkler4real That's not what clickbait means. Also, I'm 31 and have done all 20 🤷🏽

[Liev @linotlee]

A thread worth a read, about an all too familiar experience.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Years ago, I stumbled into an ER on New Year’s Day with a high heart rate, severe dizziness and chest pain.

Dr: “How much did you drink last night?”

Me: “I don’t drink”

Dr: “Tell the truth or we can’t help you”

Me: “I don’t drink, please help me”.

Dr: “Don’t lie”

[Sarin @ToxicWeave]

Reminder of how it works for new years

[Liev @linotlee]

@gamestop People still shop at GameStop?

[Liev @linotlee]

@thedudenurseRN @bmoreviachicago @broadwaybabyto Oh, so you missed the part where they deported a US citizen. Fucking illiterate cunt.