lp

mom I threw up

[Grace Pittman @egpeeee]

Just heard Kanye west is the new spokesperson for Herbalife

[lp @linsanity30]

@klexaoonce824 whats for lunch

[lp @linsanity30]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 3 Jul 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Cosign. #DefendTheWall

[lp @linsanity30]

@taylorswift13 I need speak now more than I need oxygen

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Clock is ticking for Laundrie now that Dog is on the case. Not a matter of if, just when. #GoWithChristBrah

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Holy shit it’s football weather

[lp @linsanity30]

hey @budlight first off— I love you. but I have been trying to get my hands on some retro summer seltzers for WEEKS and I am constantly failing. I will die if I never get to taste them. what do I do next

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Series. over.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Jordan Staal

[lp @linsanity30]

I’m so glad that @martymush plays for the @Canes now

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Full house for playoff hockey. Goosebumps.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Imagine not having Jordan Staal on your team

Couldn't be us

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Black sweater giveaway!

RT and follow @DieHardBattery for a chance to win a team-signed jersey 🔥

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

T-SHIRT TIME!

RT for a chance at this #Canes & @DrinkCheerwine shirt!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Start the tournament right now, you won’t @NCAA

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

In pursuit of 8...LFG @Buccaneers we’re keeping the band together

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

What’s cool about the next two weeks is every day is the one-year anniversary of something absolutely soul crushing

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Tom Brady leaving the Bucs Super Bowl parade...