Stefanie Schirmer

baba yaga @DuckDuckGo,
also ask me about @sfpc, @hackerschool, #MirageOS, @Etsy,
she/her, they/them

[Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン @rakyll]

I want to produce a Netflix show in the league of The Great British Bake Off but for code reviews.

[badidea 🪐 @0xabad1dea]

When you get a PhD in computer science, Grace Hopper rises from the grave to hand you your nanosecond https://t.co/Z8KWGy6Xd7

[Shriram Krishnamurthi (primary: Bluesky) @ShriramKMurthi]

I've read multiple times that Reddit 1.0 was written in Lisp. I didn't realize the source is public.

It's amazing. You can read the whole thing in one sitting. Even an undergrad could. It's like the essence of a…Reddit.

We took a wrong turn w/ software.
https://t.co/GHxoRVFrdH

[@RobertEllsberg @RobertEllsberg]

My dear father, #DanielEllsberg, died this morning June 16 at 1:24 a.m., four months after his diagnosis with pancreatic cancer. His family surrounded him as he took his last breath. He had no pain and died peacefully at home. https://t.co/x5qm73LW3c

[shikhar @shikhrr]

My former team at Etsy is hiring! Work in Rust with Tantivy on a cloud-native retrieval system. This one is for a Sr Staff Eng, and I'm told a Sr Eng role is also coming up https://t.co/8xOga9Jpsk

[Stefanie Schirmer @linse]

@Fox0x01 Happy birthday!!!🎂

[text-mode.org @t3xtm0de]

The ShiftJIS Moomins by CTRL+C & CTRL+V (2006). https://t.co/bXwjKmllrV

[Stefanie Schirmer @linse]

@jakevoytko Wooo congrats!!!🎉🎊🎈

[Stefanie Schirmer @linse]

@a_____rtist Congrats!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[Kate @thingskatedid]

*way* too early compilation
ahead of time compilation
just in time compilation
fashionably late compilation
if you're quick you can still make it compilation
really you should've done this a week ago compilation
it's definitely too late now compilation
everybody is dead compilati

[Hillai Ben-Sasson @hillai]

I hacked into a @Bing CMS that allowed me to alter search results and take over millions of @Office365 accounts.
How did I do it? Well, it all started with a simple click in @Azure… 👀
This is the story of #BingBang 🧵⬇️

[Stefanie Schirmer @linse]

@cyberwitch666_ https://t.co/Eva9c3JJ04

[Stefanie Schirmer @linse]

@zachlieberman Klimt vibes

[Stefanie Schirmer @linse]

@lifewinning Congrats! 👏👏👏

[daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder]

I call this "curl author at curl party". Revealing exactly how fun it is when your little hobby project has grown up, gotten itself a job and seems to be doing well. And maybe just maybe that author tasted the single malt a little already.

[Gabriella "Biella" Coleman @BiellaColeman]

When speaking with @aloria my spirits would lift. Her wit and brilliance were stuff of legend and she would often make me smile and think at the same time. You will be missed and this is how I will remember you:

[satoru toyama @LambdaFairy]

Coq = nerd OCaml
Reason = hipster OCaml
Rust = systems OCaml
Elm = baby OCaml
Haskell = not OCaml

[neural oscillator of uncertain significance @mycoliza]

did a branch predictor write this

[Determinate Systems @DeterminateSys]

Is Nix a package manager?

yes yes yesyes
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[joernchen @joernchen]

Happy Valentine's Day!

I've got a little something for you all right here https://t.co/vI2BB3K130

💕 Patch your Gits 💕