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@GeekandSundry Can we have Mario Lopez voice some lines?

https://t.co/JDfjL56OM6

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@RRollplaying Overly-reactive Paladin or Cleric:
ABOMINATION!!?

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@Warlockdnd That's when you find out the high Dex/STR Wizard also took a level in Monk.

Wizard: a mind strong enough to shape the arcane forces must have a strong body to match. *Quarterstaff, then bonus Unarmed Strike w Martial Arts*

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@snickelsox NPC: Hi! My name's Darryl. This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.

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@RRollplaying A Water Genasi Bard

Other player: Stop saying the word moist!

Bard: LOOK AT ME!!!! WHERE'S THE LIE!!?

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@GailSimone May be made out of Nokia Phones, but it can still flip over....

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@ResinRam @SpaethenArts Everyone: Don't eat the dice!!!

Me: *eyeballs the sushi*

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@RRollplaying Ooh.... Reaper!!!
Can the Patron be Ray Wise??

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@RRollplaying @raamaanandh BUT DOCTOR!!! 😭

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@RRollplaying Magical Holdo Maneuver?

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@RRollplaying We don't need an NPC to heckle the party in battle.

The players do that all by themselves...

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@vinn_ayy @BDaveWalters When the orca calls out their Bankai.....

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@RRollplaying Ranger: Whoa I'm in the FeyWild!!
Party: No you're not. You're in a back alley in Waterdeep having a bad trip.
Ranger: *skipping away* the Fae are guiding me to adventure!!!
Party: *sigh* let's go get them before they hurt themselves.

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@RRollplaying Warlock: my lord I come for more power...
Patron: Done!!
Warlock *Starts to leave*
Patron: wait!! While you're here, you want to chill a bit.? Watch some TV? I got snacks..
Warlock: I should really go..... Got your bidding to do...
Patron: yeah yeah I understand... *Sigh*

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@DnDSesame I loved it too, especially all the other actors getting to ham it up in their new personas.

It did feel to me like the writers wanting to resolve that story hook so they could do something else with M'Benga next season. Still a good ending for them.

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@DnDSesame Multi class blade pact warlock and kensei monk. So their kensei weapons can be pact weapons that appear when needed.

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@swear_trek Trekkies to Paramount regarding the cancellation of Prodigy....

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@DnDSesame -2 plus wizard sized int means they know CPR.

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@RRollplaying John: *is summoned* What??? Oh God not again....
Party: c'mon John, we got a job for you.
John: *sighs* Ok......