8️⃣🍌’s in a 🧦

roast over medium heat with 3 eggs for pancakes

[໊ @meishato]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 9 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[cactus 🌵 @yaoi_pyrholidon]

if you like Uma Musume vote for Zohran Mamdani

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

seeing glitter graphics like this in 2024 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

[Black Ben Carson @wetdishsoap]

Cardi said “I may get dogged out but at least my boyfriend is not gay” and JT said “ you get dogged out AND your boyfriend is gay” and then Cardi posted text messages showing that JT also gets dogged out. I think they have more in common than they think and should make up.

[Malu Merchant @MaluMerchantV2]

This is how it feels to worldbuild

[8️⃣🍌’s in a 🧦 @lintkicker]

idk who needs to hear this but you won’t find the love of your life swiping on the shitter

[8️⃣🍌’s in a 🧦 @lintkicker]

@shainorshine I would just think you’re a trend setter

[Emily @EmilybyNight]

fuuuuuuuuuuuk the answer really is just wake up earlier 😭😭😭

[8️⃣🍌’s in a 🧦 @lintkicker]

War, war never be different

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

[8️⃣🍌’s in a 🧦 @lintkicker]

I cum vaccine at this point

[charlie @chunkbardey]

why am i low key on my way….. like not me en route …….

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

she’s so cute i wanna hit her with my vehicle and have her stuck to the hood so i can drive around and show her off

[Good Girl Gone Mad 🧜‍♀️ @GGGoneMad]

I implore you all to read this NY mag article that’s ostensibly a review of a lip plumping treatment but actually is about the author’s rejection of polyamory, struggle with cigarette addiction and vacation constipation. It’s extraordinary

[8️⃣🍌’s in a 🧦 @lintkicker]

These bitches is always sopping on the inside — yet they are so crunchy looking

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Introverts be like:

11:00 am - anything is possible
2:00 pm - but not today