Picture the scene. Its 6pm. Abroad. Poolside. 30 degrees. Met pool pals. 5 strawb daqs down. Nearly time to go upto room wae a bag of Jamon Ruffles, lie doon, watch sky news or a mediocre film ye wouldnt watch if it wis on back home, nap, up, tunes on, shower, balcony drink. Oot