Parker

defending mickey milkovich on the internet

[julian s. fudge @EviIKiIIer]

Looked up Pedophiles Anonymous on my roommates laptop cause she told me to refill the brita #FuckYouHitler

[Mark @markiplier]

Did someone order a fucking baller?

[Parker @linuseks]

big booty bitches

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

where the fuck are my cigarettes bitch

[Parker @linuseks]

downloaded reshade and browsed some cute presets to use for the sims 4 and then i realized it won't work cause i have a mac

[Parker @linuseks]

just bought my friend a hot dog roller for his birthday

[Parker @linuseks]

i have over 6,400 cc. i have to think this over

[Parker @linuseks]

might delete all my sims custom content and start over cause of the new update

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

how it feels to love immigrants, trans people, abortions, queers, women, contraception, welfare, socialism, & fcking hate ice😭

[roman. @AMERlCANREQUlEM]

good morning besties 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[Parker @linuseks]

Happy new years i love Noel fisher and Dan and Phil and Cosmic by Red velvet

[g @34rths]

Dear diary I have to lock in tomorrow and fix Everything and do everything

[Rodericka Applewhaite @Rodericka]

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

[📍 @cixversee]

newjeans losing their court case, i need like fifty bgs to disband TODAY

[ً @cryst6ls]

when he ask to go thru my phone but he gon see me telling megan thee stallion good morning

[Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷 @grindgod26]

Little chungus floating in the water

[kat @seafairyservant]

October challenge
-Porn daily
-Alcohol daily
-No exercising
-3-5 hours of sleep a night
-12+ hours screentime
-Don’t go to work/skip all classes
-If in school GPA must stay below 2.0
-All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed

[hydra @blephin2]

Yes your life is over at 19