Linux Message of Day

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Even though I'm posting this to get a 35% off coupon, I cant avoid saying it's freaking cool: https://t.co/Xu29eW7AIZ

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As Will Rogers would have said, "There is no such things as a free variable." #Linux

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Given its constituency, the only thing I expect to be "open" about [the Open Software Foundation] is its mouth. -- John Gilmore #Linux

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Maintence window broken #Linux

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The steady state of disks is full. -- Ken Thompson #Linux

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Some one needed the powerstrip, so they pulled the switch plug. #Linux

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"Don't fear the pen. When in doubt, draw a pretty picture." --Baker's Third Law of Design. #Linux

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It's not RFC-822 compliant. #Linux

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Proprietary Information. #Linux

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Unix will self-destruct in five seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1... #Linux

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We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours! (Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan) #Linux

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If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports. #Linux

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Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer. #Linux

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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant. #Linux

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Mail server hit by UniSpammer. #Linux

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the AA battery in the wallclock sends magnetic interference #Linux

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We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room. #Linux

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The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it. #Linux

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Root name servers corrupted. #Linux

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We've picked COBOL as the language of choice. #Linux