seattle mariners nationalist

champagne socialist

[seattle mariners nationalist @linuxlover1969]

How do I get this cut without showing this pic to my barber

[🐍 @andyburzum]

It's almost endearing that these guys seem to believe that every new government is an incoming one-party state and that they have to immediately start repeating the official line or they'll be executed. Palantir Pride will go so crazy

[Alex🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸 @mndemsoc]

Liberals believing Reagan is center left tells you everything you need to know about liberals

[Jude 🫟 @JudeUTH]

Film TikTok cannot be a real place please watch this 😭😭😭😭

[ky ⭒˚ @pltskns]

kinda beautiful that the 4 movies a year crowd actually got 7 this year

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

Imagine if you died and your political party attempted to turn you into an icon and a martyr on the scale of MLK or RFK and then 18 months later they lost a Senate seat in Mississippi for the first time in 60 years

[Ben Panko @btpanko]

The kind of map you see in a political TV show so it doesn't seem too partisan

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Button of world-historical importance

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

[Watching Skydance slash costs and cancel everything] This is probably good news for a legacy sequel to my 2005 R-rated superhero movie that didn’t break even and opened behind HITCH

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

my boy beat the Harry Potter curse by being unproblematic and is now a Tony Award winning actor who gets to star in a primetime sitcom where he hangs out with Tracy Morgan and have Megan thee Stallion as a recurring love interest, he has every right to cheese

[garuka @ilygaruka]

transgender obama: gotta have less ribs... and a pussy too!

[peter can see everything @obsessrooms]

Challengers for people who liked Challengers

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

It’s so insane if the establishment had their way we would have had John Fetterman 2.0 instead of this rockstar

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

Release air trapped in the colon by 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴. But be careful-- The sound and smell may alert enemies to your position.

[zach @erosphantasiaa]

im crine bra dis nigga seen 4 pretty women nd started thinking about a “Gay Son” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

People need to realize that the idea that AOC is keeping anyone “waiting” is mostly a media invention. We’re still months away from when candidates usually announce their campaigns.

Even the earliest ones wait until January, and those are usually people with no national profile.

[🏳️‍⚧️ Melon the Michigan Socialist 🌹 @3prog4u]

Mississippi is like:

Mississippi Senate: 761 new votes from Adolf Hitler County

🔵 Colom: +755
🔴 Hyde-Smith: +5
⚪ Pinkins: +1

Colom nets 749 votes, expanding his statewide lead to 8,785 at 99.999999937% in. The race is still uncalled.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

wow -- CNN broadcast footage of an Arlington guard yelling at a group with Pete Hegseth to "MAINTAIN SILENCE ... PAY RESPECT!" after someone in his entourage started laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier