Lindsay M

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

Old town road #bruinsbeats

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

@meghan_joant It’s trash CAN not trash cannot

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

National Suicide Hotline
1 800 273 8255

I’ve brushed up against this darkness and I know it’s a tempting exit but REACH OUT to ANYONE. Stay on this side of it — in the light and warmth. Where you get to try again, every day.

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

@MeghanTarpey so never?

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

@MeghanTarpey so when are we getting matching tats?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Time Magazine called to say that I was DEFINITELY going to be named "Man (Person) of the Year" but I would have to agree to leak major #Ep8 spoilers. I said "no problem", but then they told me you turned it down and now I don't want it anymore. Thanks anyway! https://t.co/0tPGr1cNEM

[Cursed Posts ➐ @CursedPost]

you: solar eclipse

me, an intellectual: perfect opportunity to attack the fire nation

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

@MeghanTarpey I'm dead

[James Masters @Masters_JamesD]

This is absolutely chilling from Charlottesville synagogue... the US in 2017. Read it. https://t.co/pBHzqHEmC2

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

@MeghanTarpey @SarahCWerner ITS LITTY TITTY

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

"90% of our conversations are just 'It's Lit'" -@SarahCWerner

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

@MeghanTarpey Pretty much

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

@MeghanTarpey @sharpietarpex4 Shame

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

@MeghanTarpey @sharpietarpex4 Why don't you know all the words to the holes song?

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

@MeghanTarpey God bless

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Model 3 passed all regulatory requirements for production two weeks ahead of schedule. Expecting to complete SN1 on Friday

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

"All I need in life is chips, dip, and beer. Well maybe wine not beer"-@MeghanTarpey

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

@MeghanTarpey I believe it was a tie between Bernese Mountain and Newfoundland

[Lindsay M @linz1208]

*coworker thinking about a career change
Me:"What else would you be"
C:"Ideally a dog"
* has legit convo about what kind of dog she would be