Lindsey Kaufman

Texas-Ex. Copywriter. Pro VO talent. Aspiring essayist. Really into death metal. And polka. And irony.

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

@LAZParking the garage at 360 Bond, Brooklyn 11231 has had its system down CONSISTENTLY for almost 2 months. I have left messages and emails. This is causing major delays and issues. Pls help

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

.@nyc311 the sprinklers in #carrollpark in Carroll Gardens Bk aren’t on. Why? It’s so hot!

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

.@AmericanAir I paid for onboard Wi-Fi and it didn’t work at all. How can I get a refund?

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

Hey @nyc311 this crossing light has still not been replaced making this busy intersection at Smith/3rd in Brooklyn very dangerous for pedestrians.

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

First time flying since Covid hit. We were nervous but the new @LGAairport is AMAZING. Helpful and lovely staff and cleaner than anywhere I’ve been! Great work here

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

. @beyondbabelshow how can I contact you to discuss my canceled show tickets?? No one will respond to emails!

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

.@NYCParks PLEASE HELP- way too many parents and adults are not wearing masks in our parks/playgrounds, most of which are too hard to remain 6ft apart. Can you please make signs that say “NO MASK NO ENTRY?” Or somehow enforce masks?

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

.@NYCParks we play in Carroll park small children playground every day and there’s a play scape that’s unsafe. It has (unsure why) openings on either side of the slide. My 2 yo son fell out of one today. He’s ok but could have been Seriously hurt.

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

Hey @nyc311 you opened parks today but every gate except for one in ours (Carroll park) is still locked? Why?? Also when will the water be turned on?

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

@candicepool Thanks Candy! 😘

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

Hey New Yorkers! We want to make sure you stay safe out there. So wear a mask to protect you and your fellow New Yorkers. DON'T BE A BABY! Just do it, and keep us all #NewYorkTough @NYGovCuomo

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

.@chasesupport @Chase supposed to take a trip today booked thru #chaseultimaterewards. I tried to cancel via a form on their site but am still getting notifications from airline as if not cancelled. Cant get help on phone!!

[Jared @Jared02836201]

#VoiceSaveKim ‘Murica better save her

[Holly @Holly04580328]

Created a #twitter account all in 5 minutes to #VoiceSaveKim

[VoiceAddict @voice_addict]

#VoiceSaveKim My favorite

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

Hey @MTA it’s stressful enough when trains are delayed. But it’s worse because you can NEVER understand what announcements are being made! At least upgrade your PA system!

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

“Home Sweet Hellhole.”

Literally in front of our front door. This is our never-ending nightmare. Thanks @nationalgridus. Just what we hoped for our 2 week old. 🤬 @ Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn https://t.co/HbuIUOxemB

[heidi hackemer @heidi_hackemer]

Love @linzfaryl article
about her Wear My Whole Closet challenge.

Such smart insights about addictive shopping, fast fashion's impact and the deep calm of taking a step to get it all under control. Couldn't agree more.

#lessismore

https://t.co/x1Xzmo9wyg

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

Hey @nationalgridus you have been tearing up our street (and then re-paving and then tearing up again) for MONTHS! 3rd bw smith and Hoyt has gone from a lovely place to live to a place I dread. We just had a baby and can’t even open our windows! WHEN WILL THIS END??!!

[Lindsey Kaufman @linzfaryl]

Sang Love Song #1 to my hubs @ our wedding last year. Can't wait to see @blancobuffalo tonight at @Irvingplaza!