Liam

I enjoy the stranger side of comedy. I own many perishable items of low value. Allergies: Voodoo, Cumin and Fire

[Liam @lioymkernow]

Why have i not seen this before...actual mega lolz #gif #BestGifOfAll

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@Team17Help C5 Purple Heart Lane is there a clipping issue with the River on centre on grid square? Heavy tank crossing just sent us into the void

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@GoodHarvestUK This feels a bit 'Brass Eye', or like a Brian Butterfield sketch to me....Good acting by Greg Wallace though 👌🏽😁👌🏽

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@GoodHarvestUK Is the program on channel 4 a parody, and you're DEFINITELY NOT an evil corporation, normalising eating people? #dahmer

[Liam @lioymkernow]

Its about time now. He's clung onto his job for the last 3 months in my eyes. Get rid and bring in a motivator that has MORE THAN 1 TACTICAL SETUP for the end of the season #moyesout

[Liam @lioymkernow]

The bell is tolling for David Moyes 🔔 2 - 0 down against Brentford at home and counting. Looks like his last game in charge. Thanks for the Europe run last year. Here's hoping Poch or someone that is used to having flair players in their squad takes over 🤞

[Liam @lioymkernow]

Moyes living on borrowed time. He's had an influx of quality since Lingard left AND WE LOOK WORSE?!? Get Poch on the phone and ask his demands. If our fans could look past his time at the Spurs I think he'd sit us very well. #WestHam

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@TheAACars This message has come too late. Much the same as the hire car that your partners did not provide in time. I had to take a personal day from work as I had no vehicle for the journey. I will certainly be telling everybody I can about your shortcomings as an insurer.

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@TheAACars Hi AA just had a terrible experience with your car insurable dept In short they've broken a promise and won't give me a hire car to get to work for Monday (agreed on fri), despite my policy stating that they should provide one. Is this how your company always operate?

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@talkSPORT Wow that was THE BEST radio I've heard in all my life. Jordan and Chisora now best pals and hugging it out, who'd have thought it?

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@DankMcChad Hiddem wid dat TALKTALK SHIT MOODA FOOKA

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@DankMcChad That Harkonnian rug REALLY tied the room together...

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@DankMcChad Yeah so they kept coming into the Fort and I kept melting with my Hellreigal. What? Yeah I just stayed there the whole game and didn't bother with objectives lololol

[Liam @lioymkernow]

Yo Purple Dix come pick up your sign. It's been 2 years+ @PurplebricksUK

[ZeroCool @dumbistboyalive]

This is a better Vin Diesel meme format.

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@LydiaSKent Cunce. Pure and simple

[Liam @lioymkernow]

😂😂😂😂

[𝐉𝐁 @JBartley9]

Emotions of this fella…

Couple of Toblerone’s dipped into his cheese fondue when he gets home to celebrate!

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@marksandspencer Here's the photo, sorry thought I attached it. Other details to follow...

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@marksandspencer my mother ordered this cake online and its like Ace Ventura delivered it (all bashed around). Is this how you like your products to arrive at their destination?

[Liam @lioymkernow]

@DankMcChad @WarBot3000 😂😂😂