Lip Smacker

America's #1 Flavored Lip Balm For Teenage Girls!

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The rumors are FALSE, we are not going out of business! We sold our soul to satan so we will live forever!

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There will be no Zayn variety b/c our chemist said it's scientifically impossible to formulate a flavor as flawless as he is #1Dlipsmackers

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We're launching our exclusive #1Dlipsmackers soon! Who's ready to try the Harry's Headscarf Sweat flavor?

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Take your Lip Smacker from day to night by putting it on during the day and then putting it on again at night! #chic

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We're rolling out our new line of summer camp-themed Lip Smackers soon! Flavors include "Bug Juice" and "Dirty Pool Water" SRSLY, K.A.T.S!!!

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Did you know: if you rock our Lemon Lime Lip Smacker in geometry class you NEVER have to do your homework? It's the law.

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🎵 if we were your lipgloss / never let you go / keep us on your lips girl / you'll never be alone 🎵

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Forget #beezin, and try #smackin

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Obviously, Dr. Pepper, you've never been a 13 year old girl

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Fun fact! The first Lipsmacker flavor was strawberry. Another fun fact! All of our products are tested in the lab on preteen boys.

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Friday the 13th is almost here! Do you have your #sparklingvanillabreeze Lipsmacker & #knives ready?

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Got 99 followers, but our BFF Brittany ain't one. Bitch!

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Dr. Pepper Lipsmacker is medically enhanced to treat all cuts and burns by Dr. Pepper himself!

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To whoever left a trail of blood in the Glitter conference room at Lipsmacker headquarters, please come clean it up.

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We LOVE #lipgloss! RT if you're afraid of death!

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Did you know all of our Lipsmackers are entirely edible? We would know, we've been subsisting on them for years.

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We are now recalling the jalapeno flavored Lipsmacker. If you have used this product, do not makeout with anyone until further notice.

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We're so excited to introduce our new line for Summer 2014: The Four Loko collection! Including Blue Hurricane & Cranberry Lemonade.